How did I get here?
How did I go from a cat that takes care of himself 99% of the time...to a puppy?
And why didn't anyone tell me that having a
dog puppy is like having a newborn baby? Wait. I think people did tell me. Why didn't I believe them?
And why do puppies have such bad breath? Simon doesn't.
Why did I fall in love with him? He has bad breath AND he isn't potty trained.
How has he earned the right to take over my chair?
Why does it break my heart to make him sleep in his crate?
Why does he snore louder than my husband? This dog snores. Loud. Seriously?
And one more thing...He sticks his tongue out at me when he is in trouble.